That adults are not all they’re cracked up to be. And most of them are...– Neil deGrasse Tyson
i really wanna blaze, cuddle, and
watch episodes of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos with a cutie.
I had a roommate in college who would always bring over guys to fuck in the...– herpvonderpington of reddit
Happy April Fools' Day!
cracked: Just kidding. April Fools’ Day is tomorrow. Gotcha! April Fools!
I don’t need a god. I have you and your beautiful mouth, your hands holding onto...– Henry Rollins (via dollsteak)
Chevy Chase In Feud With ‘Community’ Creator Dan... →
popculturebrain: Deadline is reporting based on attendee accounts on Reddit from Dan Harmon’s “Harmontown” event. Per Deadline, Chevy Chase allegedly walked off set during the last episode of Community because he hadn’t seen the script and didn’t think it was funny. Harmon then reportedly embarrassed Chevy and his family at the wrap party, Harmon got up and gave a “Fuck you, Chevy” speech in...
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ
I love this stupid cat so goddamn much. GET OUT OF MY HEART YOU FILTHY CREATURE
it has been way too damn long since i last had...
bisforbrittney: this needs to change pronto. hear hear!
brutal morality tale, at once scary and funny. Sun-bleached buddy show. Ironic...– Tom Chiarella of Esquire
playgroundmutiny asked: and you are one of the nicest people i know. i don't know how to comment on posts like you did but i wanted you to know. you have a super kind soul, and that is seeming so rare lately.